PJ Hall of Fame 2010

I have been PJing for some time now ( PJ Hall of Fame 2009 )  and here is the collection of some of the best I have managed this year. I would love to know the ones you like.

1. If vegie folks of Delhi ever decide to form a seperate country, it will be called Paneeristan. #PJ
2. The world is flat because #Rajnikanth stepped on it. #legendofrajni #PJ
3. Q. What did CSS tell HTML? A. Form is temporary class is permanent. #tech #pj
4. Blue Denim Jeans has saved more water compared to all the environmental agencies put together. #PJ
5. Q. What is common between proposing a girl and catching an auto? A. The fear of NO. #PJ
6. Give me some sunshine, give me some rain, I want to wash and dry, my dirty clothes again #3idiots #song #pj
7. Srisanth is the Zandu Balm for India. Removes Paine. #PJ #cricket
8. Ponting says Oz attack is best in the world. I am sure lot of Indians living down under will agree.
9. I don’t care about the Ram Mandir but I want a Laxman temple in Australia. #VVSRocks #cricket
10. What did MF Hussain hear when he called to cancel his Indian credit cards? Kripya prateeksha kijiye. Aap Qatar main hain. #pj
11. Where ordinary man see 1 lane, delhi wala can see 3-at gurgaon toll booth
12. Ash has a face which can launch 1000 ships but nowdays Ash is stopping 1000 planes in Europe #PJ
13. Never play Raavan movie on ur comp as it will have a conflict with RAM. #PJ
14. Doctor: What is your blood group? Twitter Freak: twO+ #twitter #pj
15. If you can’t figure out what you are bad at, try marriage. #PJ
16. Q. What is the name of Kannada version of Godfather? A. Eshwarappa #PJ #Bangalore
17. WTF moment of the year. No queues in polling station and parking full in ISKCON temple. #Bangalore #BBMP#election
18. The worst subject for email – PLAGUE is now following you on Twitter!
19. Q. Who walked ahead of umpire Aleem Dar in T20 match? A. Jeet. Kyunki Dar ke aage Jeet hai. #pj
20. The best and worst thing in life is that good, bad, ugly do not exist in black and white. #Quote
21. Status of my 8 year old daughter on her school social network site – stay cool from worldly problems
22. Botox takes a RajniKanth injection to look younger. #LegendofRajni
23. The song that inspired facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg #pj - http://ping.fm/O6KR5
24. The song that inspired Twitter founders @ev and @biz #pj - http://ping.fm/btJQu
25. PM Manmohan Singh has asked Dhoni to quickly lose the match so that the country can focus on Obama visit #PJ
26. Mr/Ms Universe – Thanks for organizing solar eclipse. #solareclipse #pj
27. Pakistan cricket team is receiving ICC award for being the most predictable team. #PJ #cricket
28. The parallel lines in the new rupee symbol indicate than ends are not going to meet
29. A real friend is somebody who knows enough about you to blackmail you but he/she doesn’t.
30. I am a Banglorean and good Bisi Bele Bhath is my fundamental right. #bangalore
31. #MyNameIsKhan – 1 movie 3 hours & no justice to 3 things: Entertainment, Terrorism & Autism
32. Pyaz hamein kis mod pe le aaya. #PJ
33. Indian government has decided to give tax incentives to people who convert to Jainism to curb onion prices #PJ
34. What is the similarity between Gabbar Singh and Cardiologist? Both of them say ki bahut namak khaya hai, ab goli kha. #PJ
35. Isn’t it so obvious that #Christmas is so popular with masses #PJ
36. Bharat Bandh does not mean that Manoj Kumar has been arrested #PJ