PJ hall of fame – 2009

Here are my best PJs from last year… Would love to hear from you what you liked most

1. Sri Lanka – An island nation surrounded from all sides by water and Sehwag – Birlapedia #pj #cricket
2. Contrary to popular belief, AP split into 2 states is not a promotion event for @chetan_bhagat book – 2 States #pj #telangana
3. Bangalore Aunties have the best nightlife in India. You can see them wearing a nighty all over the city 🙂 #pj
4. Q. What is common between Sehwag and Hanuman? A. Both have been responsible for extensive damage to Lanka. #pj #cricket
5. Q. Why was Rahul Dravid arrested by BSF? A. He was caught crossing the Border. #pj #cricket
6. Sleeping is the best way to keep your dream alive. #pj
7. Always judge a religion by holidays, music and food it promotes. #pj
8. Fine print on US ballot papers-We are not liable for your vote getting used by third parties like Noble Foundation. #Obama #pj
9. Obama is celebrating two events this weekend where he did not contribute much-Noble prize for peace and his dog’s birth. #Obama #pj
10. “Half the problems in my life are due to you and the other half is you” – As told to a dear friend by me #pj
11. Somebody told me that forgetful people have a streak of genius in them. Somehow I can’t remember his name.
12. Q. What is common between bangalore and twitter ? A. Both can’t handle high traffic. #pj
13. Eclipse has become so popular that even Sun is promoting it today. #pj
14. Question: Do you know the difference between MJ and PJ ? Answer: NO #pj
15. I was so pathetic at giving job interviews that I had no option but to become an entrepreneur ! #pj
16. Harbhajan bowling from pavilion end and his first ball is doosra #pj
17. None of my jokes ever made any money, obviously they got to be poor. #pj
18. Q. Why did girlfriends of Twitter founders ( @ev and @biz ) dump them ? A. For lack of characters. #pj
19. #pj Q. Which Indian Mythology character has the maximum surface area? A. Ravan – 10 sar(head) hai aur 10 face
20. “Don’t come back, I will miss your absence”- Sanjay KI. When a colleague told that he is coming back from onsite in Infosys.
21. Childhood Romance: Agar mujh se mohabbat hai, mujhe sab apne gum ( chewing ) de do ! #pj
22. Life after death and life after marriage are common myths spread by people who have not experienced either.
23. I have a dream, but not getting enough sleep time to watch it

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